thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH unimpressedcats:

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COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

unimpressedcats:

note to self: pocket cat

COULD NOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)

anianioxenfree:

These people saying that the hacked women simply should not have had naked photos are buying into a mentality that begins its inculcation into many of us in childhood. A mentality that I’ll call “Share it With the Class.” This mentality operates as though once people become…

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

Seriously tho

(Source: bufflehane)

"The bulk of the commentary, across blogs and news networks, was from men who couldn’t believe their luck. In their eyes, they had been granted an intimate glimpse at a woman who, despite her standing as sexiest woman alive (Esquire, 2007), had kept a level of personal privacy unusual in Hollywood. There was copious use of phrases such as ”at last” and ”my prayers have been answered”. So far so gross, but there was a more sinister tone to the response. In a comment on the Los Angeles Times website, an anonymous wit typified the attitude to these sorts of leaks: ”If you don’t want your naked photos seen, don’t take naked photos!” It’s not just armchair commentators who subscribe to that view, with the editors of celebrity gossip sites expressing similar sentiments. ”I usually never remove images I get from hackers or third parties,” Nik Richie, founder of TheDirty.com, told E! Online. ”When you’re a public figure, you’re looking for attention as far as press and media.” That ”they’re asking for it” approach to celebrity is the nastiest aspect of the leaked photo market. There’s a huge difference between a celebrity seeking attention at a press call or on the red carpet, and having their private photos distributed against their will. It’s an issue of consent: Johansson’s standing as a celebrity is not a free pass to invade her private life. People ask, ”Why does she have nude photos of herself on her phone?” The answer to that is simple: because Johansson, like everybody else who has ever snapped a photo of themselves to send to their partner, is human."
— Here we go round the mulberry bush! I wrote this - in 2011 - about the last large-scale nude photo leak. You will be amazed to find, upon today’s news that Jennifer Lawrence et al’s photos have been hacked and distributed widely, that nothing has changed! (via clambistro)

clambistro:

On the topic of anonymous men on the internet’s sense of entitlement towards women’s bodies, here’s a guy who has spent a lot of his time scouring the depths of the internet and my Instagram for anything resembling a sexy/skimpy photo. (This is an edited highlight.)

None of these were private, so it’s different to the photo leaks in that sense, but they share this in being redistributed: any self-actualisation, satire or humour I intended when I posted them (all of them with captions/text to that effect) is removed in order to present them solely as objectified wank material. 

Jesus christ.

camuizuuki:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:


“I love this twee”
“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

tiger you’re dwunk
you’re dwunk tiger

camuizuuki:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

tiger you’re dwunk

you’re dwunk tiger

(Source: hiddenlex)

Never not reblog

Never not reblog

(Source: princessrosalina)

rgr-pop:

sometimes people think that the best way to support survivors is to choose them over their abusers no matter how much you liked their abusers or think they are doing good work. this is good but the ACTUAL best way to support survivors is to make sure everybody knows that you NEVER liked their abusers, and think their hair is stupid, and they are dumb

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

nine-run-run:

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

this movie is everything

(Source: annabelletegan)

The way Scully sits on a bed.

(Source: iheartthexfiles)